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The
spirit of Ed Wood is alive and well in Deterrence, an astonishingly inept political
thriller from first-time director Rod Lurie. In a perverse way, its tempting to
recommend this movie simply because words probably cant convey how bad it is
it has to be seen to be believed.
Set in the year
2008, Deterrence wants to be an updated version of Fail-Safe, the old Henry Fonda movie about a
man-of-the-people President whos forced by circumstances into nuking New York City.
On the day of an important presidential primary, President Walter Emerson (Kevin Pollak)
and some of his key aides are stranded by a blizzard in a roadside diner in Aztec,
Colorado. As they take in the primary returns, news comes through that Saddam
Husseins son and successor, Uday, has invaded Kuwait. The confrontation escalates
until Emerson, to the consternation of everyone around him, goes on a live satellite feed
and threatens to nuke Baghdad if Iraq doesnt begin withdrawing its troops in less
than two hours. Uday in turn promises to launch his secret nuclear arsenal against Allied
capitals if the U.S. flight wing enters Iraqi air space. Emerson has a rough day all
around. Not only must he deal with the threat of world annihilation, he must also cope
with his P.R.-conscious Chief of Staff (Timothy Hutton), a bleeding heart national
security advisor (Sheryl Lee Ralph), the numb-nuts diner cook, a redneck customer
whos smacking his lips over the imminent slaughter, and an obstreperous couple who
insist on using their cell phone.
Neither Uday Hussein
nor anyone else in the movie is any smarter than Rod Lurie. One of Emersons aides
informs the President that Tel Aviv can be found in Israel, and Emerson himself believes
that the hour-and-a-half warning hes given the citizens of Baghdad will somehow
ameliorate the death-toll of the coming fireball. When the advance members of the
presidential entourage first invade the diner, the burliest one of them flashes his badge
and introduces himself with Joe Friday-like solemnity: "Im Special Agent
Dexter." "Would you like a booth?" the waitress responds. At one mystifying
point, Emerson informs the waitress with all seriousness that Presidents are required to
become atheists when they take the oath of office. And when Emerson makes the inevitable
phone call to his wife to solicit her emotional support, she declines in a husky whisper
by telling him, "Im not your Eva Braun."
Like Ed Woods
movies, Deterrence keeps its viewers swinging on a pendulum between fatigue and
incredulity. You look forward to those moments when the camera pans to an empty wall in
the middle of a speech, or when a shot goes inexplicably out of focus at least they
keep you awake. When one of the characters asks the waitress if shes from France,
you have no idea why theyre asking. "Its your accent," they tell
her, and you suddenly realize that her accent is the worst one youve ever heard in a
feature film. Lurie cant even do the high-tech stuff any better than Wood. Much ado
is made about the opening of the "football," the briefcase that contains the
nuclear codes, but its contents a PC keyboard and a pair of field glasses
look like they came from Radio Shack.
A West Point
graduate, Lurie has said that the genesis of Deterrence came from his watching
current events unfold simultaneously in Iraq and Yugoslavia. "What would happen if we
had to move troops to both locations, could we effectively do it?" he wondered. (West
Point has apparently dropped all mention of World War II from its curriculum.) After
leaving the Army, Lurie became a film critic for a Los Angeles radio station, and now he's
hit the big time. In the most amazing wrinkle in what is already a remarkable career, his
next film will feature Joan Allen and Jeff Bridges.
Only in Hollywood is
ineptitude and crassness rewarded so richly. And make no mistake: Deterrence is as
crass as they come. Its bad enough that Lurie implies that the razing of Baghdad
would be justified so long as it served as an object-lesson to Red China. But when Deterrence
uses images of the hideously burned victims of Hiroshima to make its points, and ends with
a close-up of real Iraqi soldiers who have been cremated at their posts, the movie itself
becomes a crime against humanity.
- Tom Block