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Into the Blue has turquoise ocean and skies, pale sand, a rich
tropical sun, and gorgeous underwater shots of brightly colored fish, all so beautifully
shot you can almost smell the sun-block. Add to this Paul Walkers washboard stomach
and Jessica Albas button-nosed loveliness and youve got a movie that, whatever
its many faults, is at least easy on the eyes.
Walker and Alba play Jared and Sam, two upstanding young beach bums
living in romantic poverty in a trailer on a beach in the Bahamas. Walker, a diver with
nearly superhuman lung capacity, dreams of one day making it big by finding genuine
treasure in the waters near the island. To do this, of course, hed need the kind of
expensive craft and equipment used by the piratical Bates (Josh Brolin) an older,
wealthier and, of course, more unscrupulous diver who keeps inviting Jared to join his
crew.
Naturally Jared stumbles by pure chance upon evidence of a famous lost
pirate ship, a stroke of luck complicated by yet another, more recent "treasure"
also located near the site the submerged remains of a crashed plane still crammed
with its load of cocaine. How can our young, appealing heroes extract the "good
treasure" and claim it as their own without attracting the attention of local law
enforcement and competing treasure hunters like the sleazy Bates?
This is, in short, a caper film, but one that lacks the wit and the
intelligence associated with the best of that genre. The first part of the movie
isnt too bad. The details of underwater treasure hunting are interesting, and the
sheer scruffy appeal of island living is conveyed enticingly enough so that you dont
actually notice that Alba cant act until fairly late in the film, when she looks
into Paul Walkers eyes and asks, "What is it you want in life that money can't
get you?" with all the heartfelt believability of someone reading a Harlequin Romance
out loud. The sweetness and light of the two main characters is counterbalanced by Scott
Caan as Bryce, Jareds cheerfully sociopathic best friend and Ashley Scott, who is
actually pretty good as Bryces long-legged out-for-trouble girl friend.
But the filmmakers are unwilling to give any of the "good"
characters enough edge to make the audience feel their lives are ever truly in danger, and
the movie devolves into a series of silly fight and chase scenes in which bad guys are
bloodily maimed and dispatched while most of the good guys come out miraculously
unscathed. The audience quickly figures out that the "nicer" a character is, the
less likely they are to get hurt, and the result is the sense of watching a sexier and
only slightly grittier update of the Beach
Blanket Bingo films of the 60s or worse, old Scooby
Do episodes. Its jarring to watch gory depictions of shark attacks and gangland
massacres while still expecting the film to end with the (surviving) bad guys snarling
"Wed have gotten away with it too, if it hadnt been for those nosey
kids!"
Good cinematography and attractive leads just dont make up for a
silly screenplay. Audiences would be better off sitting down for a nice travelogue on the
Bahamas.
- Pamela Troy